What's the best BROWN car for sale on your local Craigslist?

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
04/06/2020 at 18:11 • Filed to: None

The rules? It must be brown. That is all.

The best brown car on my local Craigslist is this 2013 Chrysler 200 Touring Sedan, which I think you’ll all agree is the absolute pinn acle of automotive excellence.

DISCUSSION (38)

fintail > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:23

3 way tie here:

Go broke in rich decadent brown style:

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/ctd/d/tacoma-2006-bmw-m5-base-4dr-sedan/7098403891.html

Chocolatey iso-tank:

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/ctd/d/puyallup-premium-2014-lexus-ls460-awd/7096348938.html

The only way to travel:

https://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/cto/d/shelton-cadillac-seville/7096881846.html

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:25

That Auburn was my favorite Chrysler paint when I was selling them

ranwhenparked > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:27

Not much selection, I guess this:

Kinja'd!!!

https://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/d/newark-mercedes-c230-sport/7095528584.html

Also, this gold seems to have sort of faded to brown:

https://delaware.craigslist.org/cto/d/wilmington-1983-jaguar-xj6-vanden-plas/7090176556.html

Kinja'd!!!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:28

Kinja'd!!!

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/d/roswell-2004-tacoma/7102495037.html

This Tacoma is a good truck, and even has the 5 speed. But moreover, it is undoubtedly brown.

Kinja'd!!!

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cto/d/lithia-springs-toyota-celica/7098471061.html

This Toyota Celica is promising; it is brown, and it runs. Unfortunately the crowds flocking to its brownness accidentally ruined it.

Kinja'd!!!

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/d/atlanta-1984-mercedes-benz-300d/7098323776.html

But probably best of all is this diesel Mercedes 300D. Much brown dark orange here. Brown interior. Brown Exterior. Heart of brown.

Kinja'd!!!

And this Chevy truck is not supposed to be brown, though it is only made better by it.

https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/d/powder-springs-1948-chevy-truck/7093727822.html

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > fintail
04/06/2020 at 18:29

The Seville has two shades of brown. When the only criteria is brown, 2x brown wins every time.

ranwhenparked > fintail
04/06/2020 at 18:30

Ohh, a Seville Elegante - the extra “e” is for extra elegance.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:46

Obviously not brown, but listed as brown for some reason.

https://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/d/richmond-1994-nissan-300zx/7097694404.html

koawaft1 > ranwhenparked
04/06/2020 at 18:47

I have one of those on mine as well but it's better https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/d/albuquerque-1995-jaguar-xj6-vanden-plas/7095359571.html

404 - User No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:47

https://www.autotrader.ca/a/porsche/911/vaughan/ontario/5_44155742_20090806102017371
Found this just by searching brown...

Jim Spanfeller > fintail
04/06/2020 at 18:49

D O U B L E B R O W N

Kinja'd!!!

Cadillac wins.

koawaft1 > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:49

Good car really bad example

https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/d/las-cruces-1969-oldsmobile-vista-cruiser/7092308947.html

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:50

Kinja'd!!!

This glorious 1979 Nova. Nothing else comes close.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
04/06/2020 at 18:52

Rust is a perfectly acceptable brown, although the honey mustard brown Mercedes is probably my personal favorite there. That and Larry the Toyota Tacoma.

Jim Spanfeller > ranwhenparked
04/06/2020 at 18:52

OOOOH I likey the brown Jaaaag.

Jim Spanfeller > interstate366, now In The Industry
04/06/2020 at 18:53

“Day 14, they still don’t know I’m not brown...”

Jim Spanfeller > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/06/2020 at 18:54

It is a glorious brown.

Jim Spanfeller > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/06/2020 at 18:55

The brown wheels are the cherry on top here.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:56

I get the feeling you known a mustachioed man named Larry, who maybe even drives a Tacoma to boot.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:56

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Jim Spanfeller > koawaft1
04/06/2020 at 18:57

Yeah... Poor Oldsmobile, it looks like nature has started to increase the brown. Still, with some work, it could live to see a better brown.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 18:58

I take your pinnacle of automotive excellence and raise you an Aveo...

Kinja'd!!!

https://wilmington.craigslist.org/ctd/d/wilmington-2011-chevrolet-aveo-ls-4-door/7091198860.html

Jim Spanfeller > 404 - User No Longer Available
04/06/2020 at 18:58

Mmmmm... Brown....

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
04/06/2020 at 19:01

I don’t but I’m beginning to think maybe I do...

I think my grandpa has a brother named Larry, and he probably has a mustache. Maybe that’s where Larry came from.

Nom De Plume > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:09

Probably the Brit slang “lairy. ”

Just Jeepin' > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:10

Next time make it mandatory that people post photos to go with their links...

Ain’t nobody got time for clicking on all those links!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:13

I actually sold a loaded 200C in that color with the tan interior. It was a nice car. One of like 3 Chryslers I sold

Just Jeepin' > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:14

I’ve got a two-fer.

First, the 1979 *Chevrolet* *Nova* *2dr* (car lots, sigh) :

Kinja'd!!!

Very brown.

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/ctd/d/cicero-1979-chevrolet-nova-2dr-brown/7093688027.html

In the shadows this 1969 Mercedes 250 doesn’t show up as brown, but I can just barely believe it is:

Kinja'd!!!

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/d/noblesville-1969-mercedes-250/7100209387.html

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:15

This banana has not turned brown yet

Kinja'd!!!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:16

Well it was a strange thing to name a random truck that's not yours unless it reminded you of someone. You already admitted the mustache association so Great Uncle Larry is the logical conclusion. I laughed harder than 8 expected at that.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:18

Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fintail
04/06/2020 at 19:30

That M5 is hot

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:35

This K5 Blazer wins my local selection by a mile or two

https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/d/dousman-1986-chevy-k5-blazer/7093347714.html

Kinja'd!!!

fhrblig > Jim Spanfeller
04/06/2020 at 19:43

There were only 3 that caught my eye (along with a bunch of not-brown cars).

This F-150 has too many miles, not enough cylinders, and they’re asking for too much money, but boy is it pretty. I really like the color combo.

Kinja'd!!!

I do like this Ram better, though they’re too chicken to post the price.

Kinja'd!!!

Finally, the one most Oppos will be drooling over.

Kinja'd!!!

V6, manual, 4x4. They want $6k for it which seems a bit too high, but they are getting rarer. The interior is in pretty good shape except for the headliner.

fintail > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/06/2020 at 20:46

Hot like a dumpster fire, I bet.

Jim Spanfeller > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
04/06/2020 at 21:23

Yeah it does! Two-tone brown is fantastic brown.